Mom Boobs: Things No One Ever Tells An Expectant Mom

So I’m going to be honest–nursing is the doorway for Mother Nature to play some fun games with your boobs!  Let me state for the record, that nursing is absolutely, positively worth it… regardless of any cosmetics effects on your appearance.  The baby comes first!  But in my experience, women with small boobs who hoped they would get bigger permanently after nursing sadly returned down to their small size, only saggier and more deflated looking.  And we women who were well-endowed to begin with, and hoping for smaller breasts after nursing?  We all ended up LARGER!  Consider it the ultimate post-nursing paradox, and the final joke Mother Nature will play on Moms everywhere.